Acousticgrl;
Amy Poehler is the light of my life. Also, Jessica Chastain, Danielle Haim, Tatiana Maslany and the USWNT.

iguessyoucanjustcallmev:

From O’Reilly to Werry, Thanks HAO.

"I’ll also miss her selective hearing. It’s truly an honor to be ignored while she’s playing on her phone. Or to listen to the omelette station cook call out her order 10 times before she realizes that, yes, indeed, that was her order."
--

Becky Sauerbrunn x

Really glad they ended with this because it made the tears not hurt so bad

(via memyselfandmygirlfriend)

(Source: heather-oreilly)

nerdisma:

I was the type of person that would show a PowerPoint presentation about why I should do something versus crying and screaming over it.

(Source: hashtagparksandrec)

margaretolson:

we don’t appreciate maya rudolph enough

thunderthighmobster:

me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours*
me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something
me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally rehearsing for hours and

heytinafey:

a tribute to jenny slate on talk shows 

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